My roommate just said... "Can I eat the soup that's on the front porch?"...my life is white trash.
Also.. the other day, another roommate climbed onto me while I was laying in my bed and proceeded to purr and say, "I'm a kitty"....my life is white trash.
I made a grilled cheese because i was starving and whilst i was distracted by the ever so interesting facebook I ended up slightly charring one side of the grilled cheese... I proceeded to fix the problem by scraping off the black film till the bread was a happy warm brown again. The sandwich rocked after that
my life is white trash
today two workman named Lynn and Himie came to fix our bathroom (the toilet and the sink were just chillin in the tub for a while) they turned off our water and look like centaur men. Their lives are white trash
today, while the water was off, we offered our roommate the last flush...she didn't believe us, so our other roommate sang a song about it. Then she believed.
Our life is white trash.
we all feel pregnant after eating our pseudo Canadian Thanksgiving dinner. Complete with boxed mashed potatoes, boxed stuffing, premade rolls, and a pre-made rotisserie chicken...our lives are white white white American trash.
Today my roommate pulled out around 7 large and obnoxious belt buckles from her closet. My life is white trash.
Since our upstairs bathroom doesnt have a sink, toilet or shower currently, I brushed my teeth in the kitchen sink because it was the only sink available. My life is white trash.
during the priesthood session, we went out and pretended to be looking for engagement rings...we made up a marvelous story and found the rings of syds dreams. We got to look at it under the microscope and everything, and the guy even gave us a card and drew it one there!! he loved us. We are liars Our lives are white trash.
My roommate/best friend, left to attend a dance competition and practice with her partner before hand (under his suggestion) the retard didn't show for another 10 minutes after their arranged super early time. His life is white trash.
I looked through an entire calendar of coupons to see if I wanted any to use this weekend...my life is white trash.
today we had no food left in the house, so we preceded to go to Panda and eat some tasty chinese food, all the workers were latinas...not even Chinese. my life is white trash.
(p.s- they were super nice and i love them and think i may go back there soon.)
also, i said something sketch on my facebook and the one person who was not supposed to see it did..and commented on it. my life is white trash.
the previous writer doesn't know how to spell hyperlink either...her life is the whitest of white trash.
i actually enjoy wearing my swimsuit all day, it's in anticipation of our lovely community shower moments we have in our one shower!...our lives are white trash.
"your face is white trash"-monica
I didn't know how to spell underwear... my life is white trash.
I just got an email that I thought said, Jesus: Buy one get one half off.... my life is white trash.
My roommate just said, "Oh man, tomorrow I have to wear pants".... her life is white trash.
My other roommate wore a swimsuit as underwear all day... her life is white trash.
I bought a 60 pack of underware for under three dollars and now i have a rash... my life is white trash.
My roommate used the word hyerlink today, and I didn't know what it ment... my life is white trash.
We had to soak our pans on our porch again today... my life is white trash.
Today we hung up several posters with sticky tack, then proceeded to use a bobby pin as a screw driver for a few picture frames. Then hung them up with push pins. Our Lives are white trash.
come to monicas birthday!
I walked outside today only to discover that our dishes were still soaking full of water on our porch because our garbage disposal doesn't work so we can't put anything down the sink. My life is white trash.
I accidentally put my shirt in the sink that had a leaky faucet. Once I discovered it was all wet, I still wore it. My life is white trash.
My roommates were locked out of the house, so they just came in through the window. My life is white trash.
Sooo this is the first post....
Im in the library and some knuckle heads next to me are speaking some sketch language that I do not understand...in between changing from english to...something, they giggl like little girls,
My Life Is White Trash
welcome!
my roommates think this isn't white trash. They can jump put the window...literally