My roommate just said... "Can I eat the soup that's on the front porch?"...my life is white trash.
Also.. the other day, another roommate climbed onto me while I was laying in my bed and proceeded to purr and say, "I'm a kitty"....my life is white trash.
I made a grilled cheese because i was starving and whilst i was distracted by the ever so interesting facebook I ended up slightly charring one side of the grilled cheese... I proceeded to fix the problem by scraping off the black film till the bread was a happy warm brown again. The sandwich rocked after that
my life is white trash
today two workman named Lynn and Himie came to fix our bathroom (the toilet and the sink were just chillin in the tub for a while) they turned off our water and look like centaur men. Their lives are white trash
today, while the water was off, we offered our roommate the last flush...she didn't believe us, so our other roommate sang a song about it. Then she believed.
Our life is white trash.
we all feel pregnant after eating our pseudo Canadian Thanksgiving dinner. Complete with boxed mashed potatoes, boxed stuffing, premade rolls, and a pre-made rotisserie chicken...our lives are white white white American trash.
Today my roommate pulled out around 7 large and obnoxious belt buckles from her closet. My life is white trash.
Since our upstairs bathroom doesnt have a sink, toilet or shower currently, I brushed my teeth in the kitchen sink because it was the only sink available. My life is white trash.
during the priesthood session, we went out and pretended to be looking for engagement rings...we made up a marvelous story and found the rings of syds dreams. We got to look at it under the microscope and everything, and the guy even gave us a card and drew it one there!! he loved us. We are liars Our lives are white trash.
My roommate/best friend, left to attend a dance competition and practice with her partner before hand (under his suggestion) the retard didn't show for another 10 minutes after their arranged super early time. His life is white trash.
I looked through an entire calendar of coupons to see if I wanted any to use this weekend...my life is white trash.
today we had no food left in the house, so we preceded to go to Panda and eat some tasty chinese food, all the workers were latinas...not even Chinese. my life is white trash.
(p.s- they were super nice and i love them and think i may go back there soon.)
also, i said something sketch on my facebook and the one person who was not supposed to see it did..and commented on it. my life is white trash.
the previous writer doesn't know how to spell hyperlink either...her life is the whitest of white trash.
i actually enjoy wearing my swimsuit all day, it's in anticipation of our lovely community shower moments we have in our one shower!...our lives are white trash.
"your face is white trash"-monica